Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
Someone wrote a little story on the wall in the college toilets
"There once was an old man who took long walks on the beach every morning. One day he saw a young man dancing in the distance. As he got closer he realised he wasn’t dancing at all, but reaching down and throwing small crabs into the sea. "Young man, what are you doing?" he asked. "Throwing crabs back into the sea" he replied, "they’ll die if I don’t help them." The old man looked down at the hundreds of small crabs scattered on the beach for miles. "But there must be millions of them," the old man told him aghast. "You can’t possibly make a difference." The young man bent down, picked up another crab and threw it into the ocean. "It made a difference to that one.""
trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge
Princess Tarakanova in the Peter and Paul Fortress at the Time of the Flood - Konstantin Flavitsky , 1864
Flavitsky’s most famous painting, Princess Tarakanova in the Peter and Paul Fortress at the Time of the Flood is based on the legend of the death of Yelizaveta Alekseyevna Tarakanova, the daughter of Aleksey Grigorievich Razumovsky and Elizabeth of Russia in her prison cellar during the flood in Saint Petersburg.